Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Sex offenders and fast food

You probably shouldn't flash a bikini-clad barista who's holding a cup of boiling water. "Kylie opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah."

Something similar happened to a friend of mine in college. She was working at a McDonald's manning the drive through when a perv came to the drive through with his pants down. She "screwed up" his order to give him a cup of hot coffee instead of the soda he'd asked for. She leaned out of the window and into his truck. Suddenly, he learned that she had "accidentally" failed to attach the lid properly. He got a large hot coffee right onto his exposed Johnson. This was before the famous "hot coffee in the lap" lawsuit so it was still hot enough to cause second and third degree burns. He screamed that he would sue, she countered by pointing out he'd go to jail for indecent exposure and have to register as a sex offender if he did.

He pealed out of the drive through and she never saw him again.

The story is of a "mature" bent but given the topic of the thread and the other comments in that thread, it should fit in just fine.

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